Rejection Letter From The Grim Reaper

Dear,Drowning Joe


On this sadden day(April 2,2011.)You have decided to
take your own life,by jumping in a bath tub(full of water?)
Just because you have:lost your job,file for a divorce,
so you end up doing hard drugs,to cope with the stress?
You should of bathe first!Doing alot of hard drugs,
made you forget about "personal hygiene."


So, Drowning Joe.Sorry about your "misfortune."
But,I'm "The Grim Reaper",I decided not to take
your poor misable soul at the moment.It is so vile,
that it might bring me back to life.



Sincerely,
The Grim Reaper